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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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