I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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