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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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