Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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