considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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