D3 body, D1 cock
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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