So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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