Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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