I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
why is half of my head shaved?
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