I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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