Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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