We need to rekindle our bromance
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Im part way to drunk.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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