Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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