Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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