All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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