well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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