just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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