...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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