I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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