i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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