Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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