Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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