I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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