Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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