i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
