so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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