he shaved USA in his pubs
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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