I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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