let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it hurts more in the daytime
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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