So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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