goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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