If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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