When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Terrible idea I love it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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