and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just tell him i said nine months
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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