ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
