can u get pink eye on your cock?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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