my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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