: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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