You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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