They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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