at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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