Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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