Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Little spoons don't ask big questions
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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