Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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