i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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