he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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