Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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