i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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