there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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