normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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