I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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