Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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